Recent additions to my
Pinterest Snark Board.
Psst. Little orange fish. You wanna know which direction I think the shark is going to come from?
Hey, Lady! You might want to stop living the now and open your eyes. The neighbors would really it if you'd cut your grass already.
It's lies like this that let the douchebags keep on being douchebags.
Disclaimer: This does not apply if you are going to work, going out to dinner, going to the store, or otherwise going "out." In that case, brush your teeth AND your hair, put on some make-up, and for God's sake change out of your pajama's!
Sign at Bass Pro Shop: "All good things are wild and free" -- HDT. I'm wondering why they didn't add, "and we can help you make it dead."
